Reptiles

Well I was swatting flies and I could of picked them with my tongue,

I was a lizard on the roof making love over the kitchen in the sun;

Yes the sales rep sold tiles and we put them on the kitchen roof,

And the walls had tiles to the ceiling and sold reptiles as proof.

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Well there's plenty of snakes and lizards to take you for a ride,

Like the beauty of the cars, reptiles make love but not with your bride;

Behold her high and mighty and sell reptiles for a while,

And you'll have a brand new house full of things in style.

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Well the goanna and the gecko or the skink think right then,

The blue tongue lizard and rattle snake or python for a friend;

God loves the red back spider and the funnel web hates me,

So we can catch them and take them to hospital for old fashioned remedy.

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Well I hate the things like insects which they can eat themselves,

Reptiles like vultures are evil and not like people ourselves;

These creatures rule the kingdom of their own reptilian world,

And they're repulsive and need repellent and replace them with a child.

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For the children need to grow up with beautiful surrounds,

Not with every reptile the abounds above the grounds;

And boys like to play with lizards and girls sugar and spice sounds,

To cook up a nice mud cake or chocolate milk with ice.

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So I'm probably not you're teacher who says reptiles are nice,

And wants to tell you science is biology, anatomy and reptiles eat mice;

To feed the silly reptiles who like to eat anything they like,

In the name of the conservation protecting species twice and thrice.

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Signed,

Flee the Dinosaur.