Gems

Money stems from gems and coins and note,cash buy,

And these days you need electronic accountants to try;

For years ago gems decorated the hills and crown and thrown,

And the difference between medieval and modern royalty is grown.

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Geminis are a star who have a split personality,

To be distinguished with schizophrenia which needs psychiatry;

For electrical impulses in modern appliances are complex,

Needing technological intelligence with genealogical perplex.

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And a beer and wine or spirit will give you a bad ache,

Like you're head will hurt like hell to realise the mistake;

You're happy at the time watching television or working on computer,

And you go out every night drunk on alcohol and commuter.

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Now gems are forms of stones the people want to become rich,

And if you have got gemstones in your head their an awful bad itch;

For diamonds and rubies or emeralds, sapphiresÂand garnets,

Are highly costly things that are not good for food or produce.

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And topaz, amethyst and zirconia or coloured opals,

Are only half the price but are very lovely so don't overdose.

And all the drinks at the bar are very attractive and tempting,

But don't be fooled by coloured drinks, instead use thinks for gem things.

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Because if you mix you're drinks the colours are rock hard,

And you need your eyes and brain for house work and the yard;

And it's nice to have a lot of property and money in the bank,

But remember she will want the jewellery and in the bed she'll thank.

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Signed,

Coloured Stones.