Eternal Air

Well such is life without a wife and twice as hard with one,

For when you’re on your own you’ve only got yourself to blame from some;

And add up your work out that she is too hard to be with for two,

So the only way to beat the system is marriage and eternal air to true.

Money is too hard to beat and burn even with all the books under the sun,

So if you can earn the books to beat the heat eternal air is hot fun;

To cool things down and live and eat prayer helps pay for heaven,

And when you reverse the cycle of eternal air you shop at seven eleven.

Well I had a bet on the nose of a horse and the horse won by a nose,

It paid so well the official said it's a dead heat and disqualified those;

The money was paid to the motel owner and the motor in the car was dead,

But thanks be to God who beat the breath eternal air breathed from the head.

So the best thing you can have in life is a breath of eternal air,

When heaven and hell have passed you by and death is but prayer;

For God sent his son to have some fun and got cross with salvation,

And he dies and rose to a cup of water and spot out salivation on station.

Now eternal air is hardly fair so for God’s sake give us a nation,

Where we can have and hold a bride to be and go on a good vacation;

For external air is beyond compare when ships come in to shop,

To buy the ring and give the thing and then the church is where you stop.

God grant us peace and grace for faith and mercy to humble each other,

For eternal life is one the and eternal air another kind of lover;

So pay the bills on thin air and don’t get burnt by the ice,

Or the eternal air and life breath hurts for it means so nice.

Signed,

The answer to cancer