Passing by up in the stars,
The royal hotel in orange;
I asked which way to get a drink,
And she said just ask for a beer or orange.
So you might of want a fosters dry,
Or Tooheys or Carlton or Crown;
But best you could of bought here,
Was it a Victoria Bitter or Guinness.
An orange and chocolate Kaluah I said.
Was the first Alcoholic drink I drank;
And then after a beer a dad's work Christmas Party,
There was nearly any old beer I could thank.
So whether it's old or new or a light,
Your best drink will be at the royal;
For the one to get in the season,
Is the wine for the girl that can't reason.
Signed
Ex Alcoholic
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